Pass A Jell-O Shot

When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.
1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."

2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"

3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
by Dr. Huskapella February 25, 2019
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Mr. Shot

The extremist, a man obsessed, a lovable enemy. The absolute quintessential unique imbecile savage.
Person 1: I've just been beat up by that Mr. Shot over there

Person 2: Holy shit dude are you okay? Should we go to him and teach him a lesson together?
Person 1: No way, he's too powerful.
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golf shot

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!
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shot of pepto

The interaction in which a male ejaculates into the bleeding vagina of a woman in her menstrual cycle, stirs the blood and semen with his finger and/or penis, and then lets the resultingly pink sauce drip into a shotglass. Afterwards, the male will quickly drink it.
John: "Hey man, you were up late last night with Carla, huh?"

Stephen: "Yeah, we were having some wild sex, but then she had her period."

John: "Oh, that sucks. Couldn't finish then, huh?"

Stephen: "It's all good. She let me take a Shot of Pepto anyways."

John: "That's fucked up man..."
by Ohwao November 25, 2016
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Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock
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Jump shot

The act of administering an injection using a syringe after jumping. It's a particularly effect method for administering vaccines and analgesics.
The dentist numbed my mouth using her jump shot technique. Scary but effective.
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Long Shot

Loan Shark , but when you can't say Loan Shark.
This is Vincent, He will take are of you. He can be your Long Shot.
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