big bull and a hardytad

bull shit

"That sounds like a big bull and a hardytad!"

big bull and a hardytad by Nate Herndon February 12, 2009

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese by Urban alien March 9, 2021

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

Jeff Hardy 

The one and only true GOD of wrestling. The true King of Kings and Hardcore Legend. A real life indestructible and invincible SUPERMAN! The greatest wrestler of all time! PWNS Matt, Edge, Christian, Bret, Owen, Davey Boy, Dynamite Kid, Perfect, Hogan, Savage, HBK, HHH, Cena, Rock, Austin, Foley, Undertaker, Orton, Angle, Booker, Big Show, Batista, Flair, Eddie, Benoit, Malenko, Jericho, Marty, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer, Taz, JBL, Ron Simmons, Terry, Dory, Andre, Hayabusa, Vader, Hakushi and every other wrestler that ever lived.

When Jeff Hardy wins the WWE title, he will become the GOD of Wrestling.

Jeff Hardy by get the F AUF March 11, 2008

hairy monkey brains 

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

hairy monkey brains by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

Hairy Beachball 

A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.

Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"

Hairy Beachball by hairybeachballfinder January 23, 2009