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dead monke

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Dead shit

Dead shit is another way of saying dead serious popularized by Vidalia Ga born Kansas residing Brvkwall k8t0. Most commonly used by kansanites around 2024 but k8t0 is the one who coined the phrase.
Dude 1: Bro are you serious about going to the function tonight? It’s gonna be hella opps there.

Dude 2: man I’m dead shit bro. I’m going i don’t care who out there.
by Lilblack June 7, 2024
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dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..
by samfisher09 August 16, 2018
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Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Dead

Is he dead?
Hym "Did you kill him? You have 3 hours and uuuuuuuum about 25 minutes by the time I finish writing this to get him dead and guarantee the safety of a child. As far as I know nobody is going to kill any kids in response to his murder. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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deading

used in the same sense as sleeping. if a person has/will die, and has/will come back to life, it could be considered that they were ‘deading’
Alexis: yo has Aidan texted you back
Camryn: no i’m pretty sure he’s deading
by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 23, 2020
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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