my cat 

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

my cat by Calista h May 30, 2021

cut cat 

Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.

Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.

cut cat by MQT October 22, 2010

Cute cat

1. A cat which is cute

2. A master of weaponry

3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon

5. The which has a power level of over 9000

6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did

Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"

Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."

Person 1 - 0 . 0

Cute cat by Nuclear Popcorn December 11, 2010

scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

scuba cat by joepa007 May 23, 2014

Black Cat Bastard 

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

Black Cat Bastard by Runick February 3, 2015

Pop cat 

Wow that cat pops!
Cat: pop pop
People: OH MAH GAUD

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Pop cat

Pop cat by Nor jnvfrinfvenih January 4, 2021

Wet Cat 

Someone who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think a cat that got caught in the rain.

"A wet cat of a man"

Wet Cat by octopusjardin July 8, 2023