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Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.
That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.
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baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
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Alford Dominicks brain

Myth Hypothetical genius and has super powers
Alford Dominicks brain can let him fly and do other cool stuff like super heros or villians
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Tiny Brain

An individual who is narrow minded and uncaring about impact other than their own delusional view or belief. Often causing harm, screaming incoherently with no sense and unable to have a single selfless thought.
That tiny brain’s bitch threw shade at a man who got shot for sharing an opinion. Those tiny brain’d people cut a man’s hands off for stealing when they stole all his money.
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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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Train Brain

A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.

Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
"Collin where is the cresent wrench?". Must have forgotten it due to the Train Brain.
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Sugar Brain

Person: YOU ARE SUCH A SUGAR BRAIN!!!!
Candy: That's like saying the n word to a black person, how dare you.
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