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Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
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Kotchie Bear

He’s such a kotchie bear, what a fkn dweeb. Tell him to get bent and leave us out of it.
by KiTTYBiTCH x June 10, 2023
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bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016
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South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.
by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.
Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!
by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025
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