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silver balling

Having sex with a man who has grey pubic hair
I was silver balling with this guy last night.

I went silver balling last week.

John is a silver baller.
by Dashers123 November 19, 2016
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Penis Balls

Penis

Nigga balls is the best nigga balls ever to exsist !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Little Wee Wee Tyson September 20, 2021
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Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.
John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.
by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011
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ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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Gucci Balls

The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.
Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.

Wife: Ew! No!

Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
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ball wedgy

When you fart so passionately that the resulting negative pressure created in your anus is sufficient to suck your balls into your rectum.
Phil: Yo I heard Steve's balls ain't dropped yet

Marissa: Nah he just gave himself a ball wedgy.
by ivefallenandicantgetup September 18, 2016
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Noodle Ball

Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.

Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.

One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.

You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.

Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.

If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.

Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
by noodler1 May 18, 2013
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