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Brain-Pain

When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".
Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
by P0T 0F GR33D June 9, 2022
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Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.
Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.
by whereisthefood October 21, 2017
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Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.
I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!
by beatmastabill May 29, 2020
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brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.
by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018
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finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.
Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
by RawnieJay December 16, 2020
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Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.
Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.
by violet_dragon August 17, 2011
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Brain

The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.
A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.
by Pinky loves Brain December 16, 2008
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