Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined

joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**

by ｓｔａｒｇｉｒｌ March 14, 2018

Trust Me Bro

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.

“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”

by MMX May 29, 2023

Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.

Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘

by kjalleph August 13, 2023

Bros icing hos

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.

Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!

by thedudester August 2, 2010

Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job

My bro never held up to said bro code #88.

by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018

Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.

Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"

by bucksleezy November 14, 2009