Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024
Get the Hearing starsmug. by howdarepseudonymtakemyname February 1, 2024
Get the Battle star Galactacamug. Star is a bully in “headchefs restaurant” constantly telling people to “kys”. Star also has a nickname “stinky star” giving by luhmao or zikumi for being bad at gorilla tag. Star wasn’t able to solve the equation “1x8473673(7+83) + 83-4 =?” Because their not big brain like me
Stop being STAR-
by Notont March 28, 2022
Get the STAR-mug. When an insult brings in too many hypothetical offenses that it's often sounded ridiculous or weird, this type of harassment was invented by StarVoid
I am gonna shove a ukulele down your urethra so every time you pee your dick sings Mary had a little lamb
I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults
I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults
by Panza;-; June 23, 2021
Get the star insultmug. dude, have you seen Star Platinum in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's such a punchy boi.
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!
by RobotGamer08 September 6, 2020
Get the Star Platinummug. Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug. SO BASICALLY... the female does a head stand and spreads her legs wide open while the male stands between her legs and inserts the penis into the vagina. the female sucks the male’s toes while the male whistles.
by sponge69bob420 December 15, 2018
Get the shooting starmug.