Milk

Your dad's cheap excuse to idtch you

Son im going to go get some milk

by everything else is taken February 22, 2022

Milk

Refers to something being cool or chill

Friend: Wow did you see Ariana Grande is performing at our college.

Me: That's so milk bro

by Orlandough June 17, 2022

Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

by MeltedTeethMan March 02, 2020

milk

always i’m slumber when u need them the most.

milk was sleeping while his friends were being eaten by giraffes

by uhiiyo January 11, 2022

Milk

A WHITE LIQUID THAT IS KEPT IN A CONTAINED AREA WAITING FOR RELEASE, BOTH SEXES CAN DRINK THIS BY WRAPPING THEIR LIPS ON THE SPOUT FROM WHICH IT COMES FROM MAKING IT SPEW INTO A FLESHY WARM WET PLACE INSIDE YOUR BODY. THEN being put away in a confined area... its just some milk from the store jesus christ

what the hell did i write for milk

by thatonemegaweebaboo March 23, 2022

Milk

when your mom or dad never comes back from the store

stef: mom went to get milk
sebi: shesh :/

by mMilkywWay February 13, 2021

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 03, 2022