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Mrs. Smith

A teacher who is funny and loves to joke around with the class. She sometimes roasts the class though for their poor grades but when you take her tests, you will be convinced that they are rigged.
Mrs. Smith maaaaannnn...I COULD’VE SWORN THAT WASN’T IN THE NOTES!!!!”
by Salveje April 22, 2019
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A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.
Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023
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Mr. Big

the worst rock band to ever score a #1 hit. Screechy singing, sloppy and derivative guitar playing, cock rock lyrics, shitty songs, cliches - everything about them just plain sucks.
I saw Mr. Big as an opening act for Rush in 1990 and boy did they ever ess you cee kay. They were so awful most of the people on the grounds got up and went underneath the bleachers until the 45 minute set was up. We all remarked about how extreme the band was in their flat-out suckability. They were the worst band I had ever seen in my life. Rush came on stage after that and rocked the house, like I knew they would. Mr. Big sucks out the ass. Big time.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 23, 2006
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Mrs. Alright

The woman you settle for when you realize your dream of the perfect wife is totally unrealistic.
When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.
by I Own Utopia February 26, 2010
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Mr. Greene

polite name for marajuana,
a good friend, provided that friend is marijuana,
a mutual acquaintance to just about anyone.
Hey, you wanna go hang out with Mr. Greene?
Sure, I love Mr. Greene

You know Mr. Greene too, what a coincidence!, lets give him a call!
by Lord Montegue, Fitz-Earl of BH December 3, 2009
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Mr. Woodring

a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.

Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring?
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!
by Man of Steel May 18, 2006
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Mr XL

That one mate of yours who breaks the large condom
"hey why is he taking 5 condoms into bed with him?,"
"Oh he is Mr XL,"
by The indian ussy crew February 19, 2014
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