I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

I’d fuck that goat. by Turnantur March 23, 2024

I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

I’d fuck that goat. by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024

Lilou the goat 

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.

"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."

Lilou the goat by zephyurius April 11, 2024

wait im goated 

when you clutch up

wait im goated

wait im goated by sigmalogist May 20, 2024

Timo Werner Goat 

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner Goat by South Host May 25, 2024

Chump Billy Goat 

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.

Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)

Chump Billy Goat by Whimsical Wizard June 7, 2024

messi is the goat 

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

messi is the goat by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024