Stoopid Facebook 

Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.

"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."

Stoopid Facebook by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011

Word on the Facebook is 

Referring to Facebook about what was said about a significant other.

Word on the Facebook is you are still single

Word on the Facebook is by MrCuddly November 12, 2010

Married By Facebook 

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

Married By Facebook by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

Mommed the Facebook 

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

Mommed the Facebook by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests

Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame

Inane Facebook Status Update by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010

Bipolar Facebook Status maker 

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

Bipolar Facebook Status maker by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

e-Facebook-erated by USAF Cadet May 6, 2021