Name of underground Washington, DC band whose hit single "Lick My Frosting" leaves everybody writhing. With a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called John Mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called "Fuck Cake"), and with a functionally-retarded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the masses from New York to Hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-class, drones in hometown DC.

Did you hear about that new band Fuck Cake? I wish the lead singer of Fuck Cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.

Did you hear the new song from Fuck Cake called "It means Dick!"

Fuck Cake by Jann Wenner, Rolling Stone April 27, 2010

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Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting by Adam Man March 11, 2005

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death of caesar

2 definitions:

1. The point in the play Caesar, where Julius Caesar is betrayed by his fellow Romans and stabbed to death.

2. A sexual version of the tragedy, where several men surround a woman and stab her with their penises.

1. "Neil, what happened in Act 2 of the play Caesar?"
"That was the death of caesar!"

2. "Last night me and my buds found a hitch-hiker chick and we gave her the death of caesar!"

death of caesar by Zim Zim and the magical Panda August 26, 2005

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tasty cake

when a man inserts cake into a woman's vagina then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a shit.

lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.

tasty cake by 12354 December 3, 2007

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