Space brain

When your thoughts are all over the place and/or you are dissociating. Seen in neurodivergent people, and high people.

Friend one: Got space brain today
Friend two: Mood
Friend one: I didnt know you smoke weed too
Friend two: Oh. I just have ADHD

by Call me ur dad April 7, 2022

compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.

Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

playdough brain

Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.

I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

Stupid brain

when your brain tells you things that aren't true

"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."

by KittyCatDes January 6, 2025

Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.

Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”

by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025

Brain Burn

The opposite of brain freeze, for when you eat something spicy.

That bowl of spicy ramen gave me brain burn.

by FartsAreEasy February 27, 2024