ass, the

the cunt of the future

damn, that ass could shape the future!

ass, the by action von jakson October 1, 2004

ass-vertisment 

Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

ass-vertisment by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

ass dancing

Ass Dancing: v. The act of dancing while in the state of being an Ass. Sometimes performed naked for strangers.

Coined in 2005 at a ranch in Togo TX following a day of drinking and partying, the term speread in Houston's west end and then thru internet blogs.

Cooper's "ass dancing" confirmed what they all suspected, he was an asshole!

ass dancing by Cooper T May 9, 2006

ass pealing 

A term used to describe the act off making a excess amount of money on a car sale

The sales manager told Hector You'll be ass pealing on this deal. You better peal thier ass off the ceiling and make them like it, or You'll be leaving with them. He wrapped up the deal and had a real head ripper!

ass pealing by Freckman February 6, 2007

Ass-symptotal 

An adjective describing a relationship in which two close friends of the opposite sex are infinitely close to hooking up or having a formal relationship, but never quite do.

Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it

"Come on, I saw Kristie looking at you last night at the party. Tell me you two finally hooked up"
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."

Ass-symptotal by Boris Arkadyevich January 11, 2009

Ass-fires 

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

Ass-fires by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

ass carting 

a sport; where you use a cart with 4 wheels and a cushion and you go down hills and run and jump on. its a blast you should all try it

i went ass carting last night.

ass carting by Christina D April 4, 2008