April 4th

April 4th is national boys say yes to girls day

“Oh it’s April 4th I can’t say no to my girlfriend”

by yomanfav April 2, 2024

April 19th

National grab someone’s titties day

Person 1:*grabs tits*
Person 2: why’d you do that
Person 1: it’s April 19th
Person 2: oh yeah

by 2011 Honda Civic April 11, 2022

April 4th

National bend your gf over day!!!

Boy: Heyy babyy, Go ahead and bend that shit over

111

April 4th is national bend your gf over day!!! So boys go up to your girl and get some ass!!!

by officialNationalHolidays April 3, 2024

April 20

Probably the worst day to have a birthday.

Reasons:
Hitler’s birthday
National weed day
Mass shooting was on April 20th

Uhhh
Yeah 👍

Me: My birthday is on April 20th

Friend: Damn. At least you share it with Bakugo Katsuki

Me: Yeah. Worth it 😏

by BakugoSimper June 20, 2025

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020