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take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween
it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen
by starry da great December 20, 2024
mugGet the take one pleasemug.

Taking care of the men

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"
by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020
mugGet the Taking care of the menmug.

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
mugGet the Taking the Peanutmug.

Taking it

Yo Bro I’m Bouta Drive Threw This Store. Nah Chill Bro You Taking It.
by CkLtRoy September 16, 2020
mugGet the Taking itmug.

Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.
John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.
by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021
mugGet the Take the Lmug.

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.
by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 7, 2023
mugGet the take me backmug.

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