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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
mugGet the potato bastardmug.

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
mugGet the Eat a mum's potatoesmug.

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Potato wagonmug.

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
by Foznovski June 11, 2022
mugGet the Steak and Potatoesmug.

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
mugGet the food thai potatoesmug.

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes
by Ors C March 12, 2015
mugGet the Saggy Potatoesmug.

teetho potato

a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash
do your teetho potato
by beverly croydon December 14, 2020
mugGet the teetho potatomug.

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