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penis fucking

When a male with a smaller penis inserts his genitals into the urethra of another man's much larger penis and proceeds to thrust in and out, thus resulting in penis fucking.
Big Dick: unnh my dick wont fit into your ass, wanna just do some penis fucking tonight?
Small Dick: sure (inserts penis into other mans penis) unh yeah feels like a pussy
Big Dick: mmmm fuck yeah, hard and deep
Small Dick: I'm cumming! (shoots a huge load into the larger penis)
by whydoiknowthisshit August 18, 2014
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penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis
rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"
by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014
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penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.
look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!
by madshetay June 7, 2010
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penis head

the head of a fully grown penis
by Dino Spinelli June 29, 2010
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Penis Enlarger

Supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)

Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)

Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.
"Wow that penis enlarger really worked!"

"hey what you wanna do today?"
"lets go get a penis enlarger!"

"Hey can i buy this peanut butter?"
"yeah, you going to try that penis enlarger program?"

"Dude youre penis is HUGE!!"
"yeah i used this penis enlarger program, it's a miracle!"

"Hey penis enlarger.."
by FAST-RESULTS May 17, 2010
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prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006
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Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.
"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap
by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008
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