dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator

Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.

by Vesper47 March 17, 2017

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dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.

Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.

by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016

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Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

by Jelly belly June 20, 2016

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Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

by BushDick January 19, 2018

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