Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

Discreet Cum

The act of a man stealthily ejaculating upon a woman after springing upon her from the shadows followed by a hasty retreat.

I am going to discreet cum her.

by TheHappyGrassMan December 4, 2022

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

excessive cum

When it is just too much cum.

too much excessive cum

by nylonthingy December 24, 2022

Cum Broth

When a man fucks a woman in the vagina and finishes, causing some semen to leak out from the vagina onto the crotch/pelvic area as a sticky white frothy substance.

Me and Mikaela had such good sex last night that there was some Cum Broth.

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Cum Snooter

The act of inhaling semen via nostrel from the tip of a penis or from another surface.

Bro, I thought she was going to let me finish on her face, but instead she did a cum snooter!!

by NewTestamentEnglish December 3, 2018

jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.

Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....

by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017