Carolina Corn Cakes

The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming

I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty

by BeetLover493 June 21, 2023

Brazilian Mud Cake

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

by USAis#1 November 18, 2014

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

by Griff July 1, 2004

Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.

Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011

Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.

I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.

by Gymnosperm August 7, 2010