when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.
-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.
- no way
-ya, i was so hammered
- no way
-ya, i was so hammered
by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010
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Get the Rego Chain Gang mug.Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.
Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!
Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..
Jennifer- You're an addict.
Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..
Jennifer- You're an addict.
by Mama Cosma February 19, 2011
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1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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Is John on the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 27, 2011
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by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
Get the fester chair mug.Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
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