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Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis
Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt
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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 30, 2017
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Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.
The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.
by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022
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Boner Sauce

The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce
by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024
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text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!
by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013
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Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher
Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017
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Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
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