Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor

Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.

by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 04, 2020

G2PRO YODA

Is decent at warzone likes cold war zombies and is a beta Male

G2PRO YODA is a Beta Male

by Snoop doggydog August 24, 2022

yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017

Yoda Balls

Balls that are REALLY shriveled up

After 2 hours in the pool, I got yoda balls.

by EliteNoob January 25, 2020

Yoda-phobiance

A fear of yoda, yodas, or yoding.

My joints are getting achy again, I must take my insulin before I have a yoda attack, from my yoda-phobiance.

by Willy Wogoon November 06, 2022