A Turd Wrangler is the person that scoops the dog poop out of your back yard for you.
Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.
Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.
Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
Turd Wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping poop. To wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. Hire a Turd Wrangler to round up your yard. Wranglers round up poop and clean your yard of pet waste. Turd is another word for poop, excrement, or feces.
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