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whompum

n. whompum, v. to make whompum

this poo has more to do with taking a wet dump when one is hungover. it can also be a massive exercise of "dropping your demons" after a cheesestake or spicy enchiladas. Sometimes, whompums are similar to Study Butt which is a nasty combination of caffeine, stress, and no sleep. Whompum used to be used as a San Franciscan currency.

from the Apache word of WHOMPOMM
see FIREWATER.
Bear Claw wanted to make whompum very much. But squaw, Dances with Diarrhea, was in his teepee. So he pinched it off. Last of the Mylanta was nearby and she cried a tear of sorrow.
by Hunter N 4 June 1, 2007
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whompy

The word version of the sound wa-wa-wah....

Sound used for a variety of purposes, for example, but not limited to, when someone screws up or does something lame. Can sometimes be heard on game shows.
"I can't find my tractor."

"That's whompy."
by SAJM March 2, 2008
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wheep-de-whooge

A phrase used when calling out a feeling of joy, that can come upon you when you reach a state of euphoria.
Eve: I just won apple lotto!!!
Adam: "WHEEP-DE-WHOOGE!!!"
by Ode To Joy May 15, 2010
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whomp

To whomp is to be, whomp is everything, everything is whomp. whomp isn't just a word, it's a way of life, a language really, it's a form of literary advancement, wait no, not a form. it's literary advancement in general. it's also time efficient because you can replace so many words with whomp
21:41 <Judy> Hello, Bill!
21:41 <Judy> What's whomping?
21:42 <Bill> Oh hey there, Judy
21:42 <Bill> I'm just whomping about
21:42 <Judy> Oh, that whomps!
21:42 <Bill> What's whomp with you?
21:42 <Judy> My whompy little brother just whomped the whomp out of the dog.


21:43 <Lindsay> omg hi brad!!!!111111111
21:44 <Brad> yoooo lindz u lookin' whompalicuous 2nite
21:44 <Lindsay> ur soooooo nyc brad i wanna whomp you so bad
21:44 <Brad> lol think u can handle dis much whomp??
21:45 <Lindsay> did u cmy nw whompin shrt dat i gt 2day?!?!
21:45 <Lindsay> it luks so whomptastic
21:45 <Brad> yur whomps prbbly look grt in that new shrt

21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO GAA BENBEN!
21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO WHOMP GAGA?
21:52 <BabyBennie> TEHEHE WHOMPY WHOMP GAGA!
21:53 <BabyGigi> GAGAGA HAHAHA WHOMPY WHOMP WHOMP
21:53 <BabyGigi> GOO GOO GA GA DADDY WHOMP MOMMY
21:53 <BabyBennie> GA WEE BA WHOMP OO WHOMPO?!?!!!
21:54 <BabyGigi> GOO WEE GA WHOMPY WHOMPA
by Teh_Wh0mperer October 18, 2008
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whompass

when someone smacks ur ass with a paddle
1.) omg last nite that chick gave that nigga a whompass
by la madre tuya April 25, 2006
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wheeps

peeps made using whole grains instead of marshmallow, for the health conscious
i ate wheeps today, thats healthy, right?
by Friend to plants May 1, 2010
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whomp

to peirce someone's lung through oral entery, almost always with a penis.
by chrisb February 17, 2004
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