weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

Dick Weight

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011

eat up his weight in groceries

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.

(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses

by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011

weighmoney

When you get so much money, so fast, that you have to weigh it, otherwise it would take too long to count

I got me some weighmoney!! No I don't, but Sir Richard Branson sure does!

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

weight whiner

Someone who piss and moans about being overweight or fat, but are obviously under 100 pounds.

"Do you know Jessica? She's such a weight whiner. Her ribs are clearly visible but she still says 'fat' every two seconds."

by epic erin April 3, 2008

Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

by Jan Mass January 13, 2008

dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019