Transcontinental Walrus

A walrus that travels the world. It’s probably outside ur house right now. Stalking. Waiting…

LOOK AT THAT TRANSCONTINENTAL WALRUS

by JF0329 March 07, 2023

porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 30, 2009

Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.

Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 12, 2023

walrus panties

A slang term for a female with crabs and a fish pussy.

“Hit it raw daddy!”

“Hell nah bitch, you got walrus panties!”

by BigDaddiesCane December 11, 2017

Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.

Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus

by ProbablyNickBartley March 15, 2016

frothy walrus

when a guy is getting a blow job, right when he cums he hits her in the chest causing cum to cum out of her noise

kind of like a clancey

by Jizzer January 24, 2005

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013