waldport

A small town filled with inbreds, losers and toothless drug addicts.
the ghetto.

50% of meth users live in Waldport.

by hannahI June 14, 2008

Waldo

A term for marijuana, especially unrolled and still in the bag, used in a buying/selling situation.

Can be used as a noun in context ("Can I get a 20 of Waldo?") or in the simple phrase "where's Waldo?"

Buyer: "Hey brah, where's Waldo?"
Seller: "I got a 1/2 oh-zee in the car."

by Tony E August 30, 2005

Waldo

(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis.
Example:
-"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy!"

(Adv.) One who can never be found
Example:
-"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"

Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;

Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.

by Shane Hudson and Skylar Luster January 6, 2008

Waldorfian

A resident of Waldorf, Maryland typically coined by other Waldorf residents who happen to hate Waldorf and make fun of those who never leave the damn town.

"All the waldorfians never leave this town even though its only 25 minutes from Washington DC 7 Old Town Alexandria, VA, 45 minutes from Baltimore and 1.5 hours from Richmond!"

"Lets go to Denny's up on 301 and hang out with all the waldorfians"

In Waldorf MD, waldorfians call the popular clothing store "Up against The Wall" in the mall, "Up Against The Waldorf"

They also call Walmart, Up Against The Walmart... friggin waldorfians.

by Rich January 17, 2004

waldorfian

waldorfian, a loser person who luvs eurythmy and eats grass n tofu. they wear organic clothing and hemp materials. the waldorfian eurythmy teachers suck, smell like dead squirrel. the students or classmates of a waldorfian r usually really kool, like me.

sara eats hemp bars as she dances about the sun in her eurythmy slippers... waldorf kicks ass home dawgs! YA!

by A Dawg from class of 08' December 19, 2003

Waldwick

The white trash capital of Bergen County.

Instructions for Research/Confirmation:

1. Find a grown woman from Waldwick

2. Talk to her for 5 minutes

3. Done

by NJ55582 January 12, 2010

waldo

A marijuana cigarette.

I'm gonna go smoke a waldo

by Chris. March 9, 2003