vulture

A vulture is one who third parties in a video game. This happens after two parties fight and one defeats the other, in which the vulture swoops in to finish the victor.

My friend and I got third in Apex Legends last night after we ran into some vultures.

by hollyshmmr April 6, 2021

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vulturize

to take things from the weak and helpless. to pick clean.

The children met at their parents house to vulturize their home before placing them in a nursing facility.

by Not yet dead January 16, 2013

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lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

by sawbones October 20, 2012

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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.

The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.

by kerrita banana July 8, 2012

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vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.

kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!

by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012

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Vulture

Someone who waits in a parking lot for a car to pull out of a parking place.

Harry spotted a woman walking towards a car in the parking lot and instantly morphed into a Vulture. He partially blocked the aisle and put his ticker on to indicate that he had claimed that parking space, waited patiently the car to back out and then zoomed into the parking space as soon as it became available.

by Whiteheron December 17, 2011

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