unicorn twins

Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.

You guys look so alike! Are you twins?

Nope, we're unicorn twins.

by mariaknows_best May 25, 2013

Unicorning

A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.

If you're not unicorning , then your partner needs to learn sex .

by Unicorning July 20, 2017

Unicorn Girl

A girl that you chase after but never can get or is always gone when you think about getting with her.

I'll get with my unicorn girl one-day

by Dooby909 July 24, 2019

zombie unicorn

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0

zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"

by yip6 April 25, 2009

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.

I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.

by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017

Unicorn Kiss

A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.

What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss

by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012