uber stupor

when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.

Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.

I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.

Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor

by gs000 July 23, 2018

uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come

“oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”

by Notts26 May 11, 2021

Uber Everywhere

To "uber everywhere" is just like it sounds. Using the app taxi service uber to get to places. Great if you're lazy or just wanna get fucked up in Downtown (as to not get a DUi). Great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and FUCK! :D

Friend: "Bro I just uber everywhere on weekends"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Uber on the weekend so you can get fucked up AND get fucked!"
Me: "bruh ur a fucking genius" <3

by TjDaDj October 19, 2016

uber hottie

Someone who has characteristics above and beyond those of a regular "Hottie."

My boyfriend Benny is a super ultra uber hottie.

by chas979 August 11, 2004

uber creep

The highest form of creep you can be. Usually found in a group, the uber creep will say and do the most revolting things, usually towards females. He usually thinks he's really funny and may whisper about it to his friends, when in real life he gives girls the willies and causes girls to stay away from him at all costs.
Not to be confused with an idiot

UC- " Come here, i want to show you something "
Girl - " Uh.. no, we're leaving "
UC - " Can I come? "
Girl - " No "
UC - " Why not? "
Girl - " Cause youre like an uber creep. "

by tvvviz September 2, 2006

teh uber

Very Uber, or very good.

Gaming:
George: Man that rogue named Spite is teh uber!
Bob: Teh yes!

At the office:
George: Man Suzy from accounting's breasts are teh uber!
Bob: Teh Shwing!

At home:
George: This sammich is teh uber!
Annie: Teh yes!

by Naughtyguyrun September 27, 2005

uber-n00b

Some one that dies more than he lives in video games.

See Delron

That guy is such a uber-n00b everyone yells ranger down soon as he logs in.

by That guy May 13, 2005