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Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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tool warehouse

The god of all tools.
Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/
by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006
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Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.
"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."
by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009
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Tool

A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.
by The Ex :) March 23, 2010
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Tool

someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.

in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
Sean Avery is such a tool
(see youtube videos of him and his outrageous acts)
by hockey5 June 7, 2010
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Clown tool

by Lenny Banter July 29, 2008
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cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.
"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."
by zanman October 3, 2006
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