trucker whore

A woman who looks so used up that she is only alluring to truckers.

Good lord that woman is so tore up she could only get a job as a trucker whore.

by charminredhead November 10, 2009

truckers dilemna

Having to choose between shifting gears or spanking the monkey.

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.

by amit666 October 5, 2018

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Outfit-Tracker

Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.

Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. Don't be an Outfit-tracker Tyler.

by pmcmanner December 8, 2017

Chicken Trucker

A chicken trucker was a driver who was willing to run illegal weights, speeds or routes to get freight (usually perishable freight) to it's destination. Trucks were lit up with many lights for safety and as warning to get out of the way. These boys were the cream of the crop. They were paid well above average wages and could go coast to coast and back in 4 days time. You can't truck like this anymore.

"Don't pull out in front of that CHICKEN TRUCKER! He's doing 110 mph! Must be running late to the market" Do it baby - whoop whoop!

by Rod Knocker October 12, 2018

Trucker fucker

1. A slutty chick who loses her virginity to a trucker
2. A word used to describe a slut or ass-hole

Sarah is such a trucker fucker!

by bob999999999999999999333333333 February 27, 2011

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003