toss the bastard

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.
by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
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tree toss

A retired annual show that used to be broadcasted on Much Music. Two people would take an old christmas tree, and hurl it off the end of the Much Music HQ roof, into a dumpster below. If it landed in, firworks would set off.
Rick Campenelli often took part in tree toss. It was sweet, but they ended it a couple years agoe
by <3snowjob April 28, 2006
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Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.
by SadCoincidence September 17, 2006
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tossing the salad

licking the asshole, with jelly or syrup
by BuzzKiller June 18, 2003
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Tossing it off

Another variation of the word skive or to skive.
"How much work have you done today have you been tossing it off again?"
by Jamieh May 12, 2005
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toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.
In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad
by LilJOnwhattt: July 27, 2005
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toss up

short for 'toss up a coin'
Friend1:
is it wrong that I have a date tonight but I wanna play tekken instead?

Friend2:
no, no its not wrong
two things men want to do in life is be strong and have sex
when the two conflict, its a toss up
by WoolongMagal March 25, 2013
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