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toaster bunny

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks
by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020
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hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018
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french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience
Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!
by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018
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Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.
See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.
by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011
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Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
by jeff333 August 12, 2018
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Giz Toaster

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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