by cdnshredder August 05, 2015
by NovaHEV December 23, 2022
The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.
"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."
by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013
Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson
by bahndiggity January 31, 2009
The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.
by A.C. Slator December 09, 2010
Oh shit! I have to get off at that exit and I’m in the far left lane. Gonna have to pull a nigger shuffle.
by Pierogi March 08, 2019
Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
by Nested Elevator January 06, 2018