Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

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father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex June 19, 2017

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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009

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