Dog tier

Something that is so lacking in intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed by anything other than "Dog tier." (God reversed)

Person 1: Did you watch movie X on Netflix?

Person 2: Yeah it was dog tier trash.

by ved_naw0r December 21, 2020

top tier hippo

although you may think, "wait a minute, isn't a 'top tier hippo' just a really cool hippo?" that's not the only thing!! in fact, being a top tier hippo means you are the best of the best - cream of the crop. it means that whoever calls you 'top tier hippo,' it shows that they truly care for you, because you're the coolest frigging hippo ever! and if your title IS top tier hippo.... you must be a pretty rad hippo, dude.

"hey man, you're a top tier hippo!"
"awww, really?? thanks!"

by obviouslynotlilums May 30, 2022

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

Oi, Stop Tugging the Tiger.

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018

THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.

YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.

by MEXICANGAL19 December 7, 2019

Tiger blood

The substance flowing through the veins of Charlie Sheen & other bad ass rock stars that allows them to survive epic partying (copious amounts of alcohol and illicit controlled substances like cocaine, etc) that would kill normal people.

Charlie Sheen-"The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could survive, I was banging 7 gram rocks and and finishing them because that's how I roll!"

Interviewer-"How do you survive that??"

CS-"'Cause I'm me... I have a different brain, a different heart, ya' know, I got tiger blood man"

by TheTLShow March 18, 2011

Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010