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Black Tide

A metal band that at 1st showed great promise , sounding like a mixture of classic metal such as Metallica/Iron Maiden. But by their 2nd album they lost their minds.

Since losing their minds , their original guitarist left the band and was replaced by a guy with a fro. The singer went psychotic and got 5 inch ear gauges. Their music since losing their minds now resembles something more like a mixture of Nickelback/All That Remains.
Guy 1 : Have you heard the new Black Tide?

Guy 2 : Yeah , that shit fucking sucks... and I told em so on facebook and those douchebags actually had the nerve to block me for saying it.

Guy 1 : Jeez really?

Guy 2 : Yeah

Guy 1 : Man fuck Black Tide , their assholes AND their music sucks and they've gone insane now

Guy 2 : Yeah
by BlacktideFingsucks4893 August 6, 2011
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Tires

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.
by JazzyBlu February 18, 2019
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Surf the crimson tide

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.
by David Lee June 5, 2005
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baby daddy ties

Two women or more that has at least one kid by the same man.
Why them chicks trip everytime they see other? They must got baby daddy ties or something.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006
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Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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Tidus

it's not tie-dus. Its teedus
by Carnage November 27, 2003
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crimson tide

A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" -- which can mean "having one's period" or "having sex with a woman who has her period"
I'm riding the crimson tide -- you have a spare pad?
by TechnoZombie September 19, 2003
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