throat jolter

when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space

That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Throat Hamburger

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.

"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."

by ThroatHamburger December 28, 2020

Bird in the throat

What u say to people with a white bird.

Your bird is blond but red in the throath, you probably got the bird in the throat

by DezeGuyIsKeeeenkerFast October 7, 2021

Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

throat yogurt

At the completion of a blow job and the person swallows .

She loved the throat yogurt that I gave her l last night . I think she wants seconds

by thick3531 January 16, 2020

Throat Killa

Bunk, shwaggy, disgusting, throat-hurting ganja. May be abbreviated to "TK".

That was some grimy-ass throat killa weed, my dude.

by SoundBite Tyrone January 2, 2012

throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016