Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Trading

Trading is when a soccer player discusses offers with other teams, looks and analyzes their stadium, fans and the country and culture.

"Neymar is trading to a new team in Europe."

by derricofilhogustavo January 27, 2026

Trending well

When someone asks if you will be attending their event but you don’t want to say yes.

Tom: are you coming for a beer tonight?
Dan: trending well.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025

threeing it

like jerking it

person 1: yo i’m threeing it
person 2: dont do that shit in front of me

by yourmama123qwe August 23, 2025

Trading Corn

A sex at that both participants eat corn before they start rubbing anuses together. Then start defecating into one another’s anus and full things of corn comes out.

My coworker and I started trading corn on the weekend.

by Corn Trader May 22, 2025

Threadicule

A tiny peace of thread may or may not be hard to see by the human eye

It's hanging on by a threadicule

by Killtrxst December 11, 2025