Toouche

TOOUCHE:

{two-shhh}
A male who is not only a TOOL but also a DOUCHE.

Ryan is such a TOOUCHE.

Tony made a total TOOUCHE move last night.

The cross between tool and douche is TOOUCHE.

by allergictotoouches January 8, 2011

elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

bum toucher

Taken from the words bum and toucher. A bum toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of bums or perhaps one frequently. It can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier bum with other or perhaps their own.
They could also be known as an "ass feeler"- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others bums without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.

"Have you been touchin bum?eh eh cheeeky!"
"errgh you big bum toucher"

by bobbin May 13, 2005

touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

tail toucher

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

by kirsty006 June 20, 2007