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touchbag

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.
Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.
by asia30965 January 31, 2009
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Thought Nazi

One who rejects all ideas that come from outside of their own mind. These people are often camilles and are generally speaking close minded and insolent.
Person 1: Hey I have this terrific idea that could possibly end world hunger!
Thought Nazi: Fuck your thoughts!
by djMcBa December 18, 2011
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touch me here

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.

The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.

It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?

Person Two: Sure! How do you play?

Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.

Person Two: That sounds fun.
by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014
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Thoughtbatum

When you have the exact same thought as someone else, similar to verbatim but refers to thoughts, similar to feelbatum, which refers to feelings
Justine - I hate that you live so far away! I wish we were neighbors.
Shelly - Thoughtbatum!!
by Mariposa Rosa May 29, 2018
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toucher_of_cancer

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page
by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018
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touch tunnel

DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.

The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?

Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
by Eeeeeeeee44444 November 8, 2018
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thoughtboi

The kind of guy who puts "entrepreneur" in the Instagram bio, wears a blazer over some graphic tee for a major tech company he doesn't work at every single day, and constantly tweets out humble-braggy questions like "What gets you up at 4am every day? For me, it's the grind of starting my own insert product no one wants business."
Man, Mike has become such a thoughtboi... we won't stop giving me unsolicited advice about how anyone who doesn't meditate at least 8 hours a day is getting left behind.
by furbyboi123 April 16, 2021
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