1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
Get the Thong-Wrong mug.The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.
Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.
by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012
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(n) Very small underwear (or bathing suit bottom) with just a string in the back. Called a "tanga" in Brazil.
What a thong!
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
Get the thong mug.Being white trash and disgusting or just very ewww. It is the extreme version of Raunchy and also rhymes with it
by Kathleena May 11, 2009
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by Uhm, suck my dick? September 24, 2011
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Get the Thonger mug.Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.
When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.
by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010
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