Cherry Surprise

A female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she's on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.

"I was pissed off at him for that Strawberry Shortcake he gave me last week, so I gave him a Cherry Surprise."

by Rizzle213 January 2, 2007

Belgium Surprise

When you insert your flacid (limp) penis into a females vagina and then get an erection and proceed with intercourse.

Girl: "What the fuck are you doing! Ughhh get awa... Oh oh baby that's nice."

JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."

by Jbizz34 September 21, 2009

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.

Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!

by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006

Escobar Surprise

When you are doing blow off a hookers ass, and she farts.

Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.

by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011

surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Labiactic Surprise

Any girl who looks really prude, but then turns out to be "loose" and gives in really easily.

"Damn. That girl Caroline is a real labiactic surprise! She fucked on the first date but everyone thought she was a nerd."

by Pseudolabia October 21, 2008

Cajun Surprise

It's when you eat spicy crawfish and then fingerbang a girl. At first she's all down with the fingerbanging and moaning and shit. Then, out of nowhere, the spices on your hand from eating the crawfish start burning her bone-collector. It usually doesn't burn in a positive way.

Dude, I made this bitch cry last night from a Cajun Surprise, that batch of crawfish must have had extra crab boil.

by Thor-Hunter July 19, 2009