Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

tsunami shrimp

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

by Drakonra June 14, 2017

Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".

-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.

by Phqu September 21, 2016

Shrimp Toe

The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.

Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.

by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018

Lil shrimp

Little dick

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.

by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018

shrimp water

When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.

Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022